Kate Upton has managed to land herself a September issue (take that, Anna Wintour), courtesy of Elle magazine. Do I even need to mention this Gucci dress again? Is there literally nothing else on the streets right now for models to be wearing? Albeit beautiful, it's already getting pretty worn out. But that's not the kicker ladies & gentlemen, because as it turns out Ms. Upton is a complete scholar, I mean, look at that book - they probably just caught her casually on her break reading. Boobs AND a brain.