Don't worry, monsemblers. I gave this photo a big WTF too when I first saw it. I am pleased (?) to introduce to you a fusion of sneaker and skate - not that anyone every asked for it. These retro skates are here as a courtesy of Saint Laurent's fall 2013 collection and will cost you a whopping $1,150. I honestly don't know what else to comment on these roller skates - other than there's going to be a really chic (allegedly) roller derby team in the near-to-future.