If you're like me and have hundred's of thousands in the bank to spend on
Louboutin's but can't find the right shade, have no fear, because the famed red-sole designer has released a collection called '
Nudes.' The collection includes 5 styles of shoes to match a rainbow of skin tones, “The shoes are there to give a woman an extra lift…they disappear like magic and become a fluid extension of her legs, as in a sketch, elongating the silhouette." Thanks for reminding me how poor and pasty I am, Mr. Louboutin.